Skip A Blow Job With The Perfect Meal!

Skip A Blow Job With The Perfect Meal!

The perfect hack keeping you off your knees.

Come on, yáll now; we all have had those days when hints are being dropped about getting a little extra. And after dealing with all the typical crap we ladies have on our plates, it’s the last thing we need to deal with. So I have dug around in my little bag of tricks to share this one with you.

 We know the way to a man’s heart is through food. Also, the perfect meal and the right amount can put them into a food coma, and once they are in that coma, you are free to enjoy the evening to yáll self.

 So what do we cook?

Well, I would start with a good juicy steak. One that leads into meat sweats followed by the words of “Baby, you have outdone yourself, and I’m so stuffed I’m off to bed.” 

Cooking the perfect steak.


Ok, so let’s dive into the cooking. 

 The first step in cooking the perfect rib-eye or T-bone is to let it come to room temperature. Next, heat the grill till hot, but before placing your beef on, you will want to season it. Keeping it as simple as salt & pepper is excellent, or elevate it to the next leave with The Chillax Lounge Cajun Steak Rub. 

 As soon as the cut of steak is seasoned, place it on the hot grill. Cook to his liking and then let rest. Now I don’t think you can go wrong with serving up that hunk of meat with some potato chips. All that’s left to do is place in front of your man with a smile and let him enjoy. 


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